11 stories, poems and recipes for cooking zombies or cooking WITH zombies!

REVIEW

"...The Zombie Cookbook is kick-ass, 'pee-your-pants' funny, and definitely worth checking out! For those with a dark, twisted, sick sense of humor, GET THIS!!"

Reviewed by: Shaun Collins
thepurpleraven.blogspot.com

EXCERPT

From "A Zombie's ABP" by Cinsearae Santiago:

Geez, what’s wrong with you people? Can’t even get a leg-o-man these days without cracking my teeth on some freakin’ metal ball-and-socket joint! And don’t even get me started on plastic hearts! I thought I had it easy when I found an old man---easy pickin’s! So I start chewing into his chest, right? And as soon as I cracked his sternum and dove for all his yummy giblets, I see he’s got a pacemaker!

Leave yourselves alone, people, and give a zombie a break! I don’t like having to work for my food. I feel like a little kid trying to pick through his dinner and sort out the peas from the mashed potatoes! Yuck! Repeat after me, folks: Au natural!

What about the types of food you humans eat? Ugh! If you wanna call that crap you eat ‘food’, that is! If I wasn’t already dead, I’d sure as hell would be by the end of any given day! Whoo-boy, you all consume stuff that’s more ‘chemical’ than genuine! Ever see a zombie get the Holy Ghost? No? Then watch me take a swig of diet soda, and stand back! I just might explode all over you! Literally! Those teeny-boppers have blood made of the stuff! The last time I gnawed into some kid’s neck and swallowed their lovely, squirting, red goodness, I felt like I had a whole box of Alka Seltzer sizzling in the remnants of my stomach! Oh, the PAIN! Oh, the SCREAMS! And guess what? They were coming from ME!